# The Seagull: What I Wouldn't Doo to Keep from Pooping my Pants

> The Seagull: What I Wouldn’t Doo to Keep from Pooping My In The Seagull, Darren Paul Muljo takes readers on a wild, side-splitting plunge into the bowels of life’s most humiliating, relatable, and downright messy moments. From woodland disasters to freeway fiascos, and public restrooms that were anything but private, this brutally honest memoir doesn’t just spill the beans—it unleashes the whole burrito. Each chapter is a graphic, hilarious, and heart-tugging tale of near messes.

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