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The Seagull: A Hilarious Memoir of Almost Shitting my Pants.
Poop happens. Laugh through it at SeagullMemoir.com—true tales of near misses, messy moments, and toilet paper triumphs.
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Discover the World of The Seagull: What I Wouldn't Doo to Keep from Pooping my Pants
A laugh-out-loud journey through life’s most awkward emergencies, The Seagull is hilariously honest, wildly relatable, and surprisingly heartwarming. Darren Paul Muljo proves that even when nature calls at the worst times, humor is the best survival tool.
Shit or Shame
Imodium is the preventative, Poop Kit is the damage Control
💡 Why You Need an Emergency Poop Kit
Let’s face it: nature doesn’t wait for your GPS signal, rest stop, or restaurant bathroom. Whether you're on a road trip, hiking trail, construction site, or just out living life—you never know when the “oh no” moment will strike.